Two more days of court-ordered blogging

In just two days, my year of daily blogging ends. Although I hope to continue blogging every weekday into the vast, unknowable future, the end of my Year-28 Challenge has left me feeling...

...RELIEVED!

It's been good. It's been bad. It's been tedious.

In honor of the Emmys, I'm hosting my own little awards ceremony tonight in which all the nominees are ME.

Most mouth-watering:

• Pizza now, pizza tomorrow, pizza forever - WINNER

• What globalization taught us about Goldfish crackers

• Eating Goldfish crackers has become a chore

• Cracker aisle glory

Best celebrity-related post:

• The Renée-sance

• Britney's new song

• Thanks for nothing, Halle Berry - WINNER

• Kargaret Kay Kardashian

Best video blog:

• 17 July 2015 blog

• Snow. Just snow. - WINNER

• Madonna sucks now

• I want to play a brass instrument

Most mundane:

• Furniture talk

• One small step for man, one giant leap for closet space

• Time keeps on slippin' slippin'...

• An open letter to Woolite - WINNER

Best clickbait title:

• Woman learns to export Skype video msgs. What happens next will blow your mind.
• Think about this at work tomorrow
• Reunited with the love of my life
• Why does your penis look like that? - WINNER

Most conceited:

• This post - WINNER

Nighty noodle, 

Margaret