Today's edition will feature my first ever gchat! It's with my sister Anna and it took place around five years ago.
9th February 2009
9:44 PM me: hey neigh
9:45 PM Anna: hey
i was getting some hot water for my tea
whats up
9:46 PM me: not much
crazy bout chris brown!
Anna: I know
poor riri
me: remember him in "This Christmas"
he was so wholesome!!
Anna: i know
what was his name?
little man?
me: baby
Anna: haha
baby
me: hey- are pomagranates gone?
9:47 PM Anna: yes- sad huh
me: very sad
Anna: SO sad
i have moved on to mangos- but they are more expensive and not as good
or good for you
9:48 PM me: bummer
Anna: indeed
how was the drive back?
me: it wasnt too bad
9:49 PM Anna: are you getting excited for white fish?
me: yeah- i must have a BM before then...and then I will be ready to go
ahhhhhhhhhaha
sad, but its true.
Anna: the potion isn't helping?
me: nope
Anna: boo
me: its all not working anymore
9:50 PM Anna: we had an inch of snow this morning
me: egads
Anna: too bad
you needs a BM in a major way
did you call susan
me: yeah
9:51 PM but i didnt get a chance to talk to her really
didnt tell her i was const
cuz i was SO SICK
Anna: corrie and meagan saw pics of you from the wedding, and they were going on and on about how beautiful you are
me: when i called her
oh lordy
the wedding!?!
Anna: frank's
me: fattest evar
Anna: they were like- she is BEAUTIFUL
me: well, thats good
Anna: yea
take it
me: taken
Anna: its a TL
so give me something
so give me something
9:52 PM me: ummmmmmmmmmmmm
barbie thinks you have cool style
Anna: poop
i'll take it
since i am sure she's sitting right there
9:53 PM me: she's in class!
Oh yes, I remember that p-granate kick we were on. They really are delicious. Photo by GPO via Wikimedia Commons |
Dictionary
- Neigh = Anna's nickname
- riri = Rihanna (aka Robyn Rihanna Fenty)
- BM = Bowel movement (sorry, but it's true)
- Whitefish = A town in Montana
- The potion = Castor oil (rubbed onto the stomach in a clockwise motion)
- TL = 'Trade Last', a thing my family does where, when you hear a compliment about someone, you tell the person that you have a 'TL' for them. In order to hear what it is, they have to tell you something nice they heard someone say about you first.
Love,
Margaret
Margaret
P.S. Andy just got another parking ticket. Let the appeals process commence!
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