Brandi Glanville—ex to Eddie Cibrian, enemy of Leann Rimes, enabler of Kim Richards, bestie of Kristen Taekman, mother of the late chihuahua Chica—has been FIRED from RHOBH!
That begs the question, who will be next season's villain? Also, you heard it here first, Brandi will be back on the show in a couple of years. She'll show her softer side on some other reality shows, then return to RHOBH a new woman. Mark. My. Words.
Whether you'll mourn or celebrate her absence, keep in mind that to everything (turn, turn, turn) there is a season (turn, turn, turn) and a time to every purpose under heaven. Cue the music!
Speaking of saying goodbye...
...a friend from college once dated a guy who broke up with her after three months by saying, very sincerely, "I'm going to have to let you go." What a line!
...Brian Williams (the LIAR) is (of course) not returning to NBC Nightly News.
....Blanket Jackson changed his name to Bigi because for some reason he wasn't keen on Blanket.
...Alexander Hamilton may soon be off the $10 bill and replaced with a WOMAN. Fingers crossed it's Judy Garland.
...After his performance in Tacoma today, professional philanderer Tiger Woods may soon be saying farewell to his golf career.
Gute Nacht,
Margaret
P.S. For the record, I'll miss Brandi.
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