Facial isometrics

Want a beautiful, youthful-looking face?

Can't afford pricey plastic surgery?

No problem!

Facial isometrics is the answer! Do them with me.

WIDE MOUTH

TINY FACE

SILENT SCREAM

LIZARD

LIZARD

LIZARD

LIZARD

FEEL THE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But hey, don't just take my word for it. Take Clarisa Patterson's word for it. As I discovered tonight, she's YouTube's resident facial isometrics expert, and a true star. I hope this blog can be the catalyst that finally gets her the attention (and YouTube hits) she deserves. 

Gag on her eleganza.




Now, if you'll excuse me, I must ice and elevate my face.


Cheers dahlings,

Margaret