This week, we'll be talking about bicycle helmets. They'll save your life, but they're a bloody nuisance to fit on your noggin.
All those straps. The sticky, oh-no-I'm-going-to-pinch-my-neck buckle. The adjustable interior lining. The extra foam padding. The plastic, ear-loop sliders. It's a FECKing spiderweb of annoyance!
Last weekend, my mom and dad stayed in a cabin in Leavenworth. It had a brand new, high-tech washer and dryer. Unlike our ye old washer here in Kenmore, where you set the load to 'small', 'medium' or 'large', this robot washing machine entered "sense" mode and detected the size by itself!
You see where I'm going with this...
Someone (who? YOU!) invent a high-tech bike helmet that senses your head size. You put it on, press a button and then voila, it tightens to suit your skull.
Do it! Invent it! If you don't, then Apple will and iHelmets will be flying off the shelves faster than you could say "fecking spiderweb of annoyance".
 |
| Andy and some long-haired mistress on the Golden Gate Bridge. |
See ya,
Margaret
2 comments:
I thought Nacho Business was an invention that needed to happen
Was that the idea for a nacho food truck in the Grassmarket? Were you there for that conversation? I thought it was going to be called 'Nacho Nacho Van'...maybe I've made this all up in my head. Moral of the story -- there's a big, untapped nacho market out there.
Post a Comment