Chew Bubblicious gum for two seconds and then EAT it because it's so good.
Keep watching New Girl even though it's not a good TV show.
Cut open a microwavable heat pack full of gel balls just so you can feel its insides.
Pick you spouse's blackheads in public.
Buy a Luna Bar at the checkout stand just because it's there and you're there and it's "healthy."
Walk outside in your socks because the ground isn't wet (hint: it actually is).
Try on your mom's size 2 jeans from Talbots.
Lick the butter off the inside of a microwave popcorn bag.
Adiós,
Margaret
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