Get ready of a Madgespace EXCLUSIVE!
I am thrilled to officially announce the completion of my autobiography! It has not yet been released, but I can offer you a sneak peek at the front and back cover. Enjoy!
Front Cover
Back CoverAs you can tell, this long-awaited memoir was inspired by my recent experience winning the Special K designer dress giveaway competition (which ran throughout the UK and Ireland). Additionally, I was influenced by the fabulous autobiographies of my celebrity peers. Below are some of my most favorite celeb autobiographies (top tip: the more awkwardly a pun in jammed into the book title, the better the book usually is):
sTori Telling - Tori Spelling
A Shore Thing - Snooki
If it Makes You Healthy - Sheryl Crow (it's her cookbook)
Dancing to the Music in my Head: Memoirs of the Peoples' Idol - Sanjaya Malakar
unSweetined - Jody Sweetin
Miles to Go - Miley Cyrus
In other, less important, news...Osama bin Laden is dead now. You may or may not have read about it in the news. I am SHOCKED at how much people care! Seriously, I just did not think he was still that relevant. People flocked to the streets and partied in front of the White House. Could it be that we wanted to flex our patriotic muscles just a bit more than usual after being upstaged by the Brits' recent display of romantic nationalism? When I read my Facebook news feed this morning, I am not kidding you that I checked the calendar to see if it was the Fourth of July (I was half asleep and so confused). That's what I get for going to Facebook first before checking the news.
WELL, I need to shower. As I said to Char today, you know you need to shave your legs when you can feel your leg hairs blowing in the wind like blades of grass. Plus, now that I own a designer red dress, I'll probably start upgrading my life little by little. First it's the shaving of the legs, then I'll probably feel the need to buy moisturizer (they're so dry that scratching a slight itch will leave visible white lines on the skin for days) and the next thing you know I will be buying brand name laundry detergent and eating organic nut butters.
WELL, I need to shower. As I said to Char today, you know you need to shave your legs when you can feel your leg hairs blowing in the wind like blades of grass. Plus, now that I own a designer red dress, I'll probably start upgrading my life little by little. First it's the shaving of the legs, then I'll probably feel the need to buy moisturizer (they're so dry that scratching a slight itch will leave visible white lines on the skin for days) and the next thing you know I will be buying brand name laundry detergent and eating organic nut butters.
Until next time, y'all.
Love,
Margaret
5 comments:
I totally agree about the Osama rama! In the scheme of things he is only a figurehead.... there's no way his death is actually going to help 'keep america safe'
On a more serious note, you look super hot- I hope you'll be coming home soon for a wedding or something and wear that!
Love the dress!How did you get Oprah to review your book? AMAZING!
You of all people know just how powerful fiber can be.
I just read this and was LITERALLY LOLing!!!! I love the reviews. Can't wait to read the real deal when it's released.
Love the dress!!! I just finished Tina Fey's book and I highly recommend it. Sooooo funny!!!
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