You know the ones. They're shaped like a daddy longlegs and made of some sort of copper.
Ever since a stranger sneaked up behind me at the mall and massaged my scalp with one, I was hooked. He was a salesman from one of those 'bizarre useless gadget of the year' kiosks. I should have been creeped out, but the power of the metal spider meant all was forgiven. Whatever or whoever was massaging my head—that could wait. In the meantime, I stood as still as possible and prayed it would never end.
I finally got one to call my own back in 2012 and enjoyed a few fantastic weeks with it. But that wasn't enough. Like an addict always searching for a more intense 'high', I needed it to be better, sharper, SCRATCHIER.
One morning, laughing like a maniac, I ripped the tiny plastic ends off each 'arm' of the bronze contraption. All that was left was raw, sharp metal.
My scalp was practically salivating. Time to try it out!
I pressed the altered scratcher onto my noggin and let 'er rip across my youthful scalp. OH THE PAIN. Chunks of skin, tufts of hair and blood everywhere (don't worry, I'm exaggerating)!
But now enough time has passed that I think I can be trusted with a metal-spider-head-scratcher once again.
Bear with me while I walk to the Camera Obscura gift shop to purchase one...
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BACK!
Reunited and it feels so good.
Cheers,
Margaret
P.S. This new one that I got is silver. But the first one I encountered was brown/bronze/copper-ish. I don't want you to think I don't know the difference between silver coloured things and copper coloured things.
1 comment:
They are AMAZING. I still have mine (with the things on the ends) but need to dig it out. Such a treat for the old noggin.
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