We went to a coffee shop and there was all sorts of bootcut jeans + coach purses + studded belts going on. I ordered two 8-ounce, 2% lattes and a chocolate chip cookie.
"OK, a chocolate chip cookie and two nonfat lattes—anything else?" the lady says.
"Nope, thats it. But actually, do you have 2% milk for those?"
"Yep. Nonfat, 2%, same thing."
I was stunned. Not knowing what to do, I just nodded and said, "Ah, okay" as if I'd only just then learned that 2% and nonfat were the same thing. Who knew? 2% and nonfat? Turns out, SAME THING. I know, crazy. All this time I was walking around thinking that they differed by a margin of exactly two percent, but I must have been mistaken!
I don't know. The situation baffles me. At first I thought maybe she was trying to say, "We don't have 2%, but is nonfat OK?" But no. She was clear. She said that 2% and nonfat were the same thing. Here's the kicker, I honestly think she believes it.
Now don't you tell me I'm being a snob. That lady works in a coffee shop—knowing the different milk percentages is 80% of the job. Also, I didn't care at all and happily guzzled my latte in less than five minutes like I always do. No harm, no foul.
An old photo and my old boots, which I'm still mourning the loss of. |
Later,
Margaret
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