And by fifty, I mean twenty eight- woops! I suppose I just wanted to say "fifty" because it rhymes with "nifty" and reminds me of my favorite educational song "Fifty Nifty United States". Hmm, now I'm lying again. That's not my favorite educational song at all- it's actually "Conjunction Junction, What's Your Function?"- but I do like "Fifty Nifty United States".
I digress. These facts came from topfive.com (sometimes I have to rely on sources other than myself for interesting blog topics- I am not a machine, people!). I am convinced that many of these "facts" are completely fabricated, but decide for youself. I've included my comments in
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*Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo Post-Dispatch.
Um...WHAT?! That's insane- why didn't he use a bat? Why hasn't this received more press? Maybe the Cleveland Spiders were a little league team. But little kids don't read the newspaper....so that can't be it. WOW*The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
I'll believe it when I see it. *Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.
Again, I do not think we can make this assumption. How do we know they stay silent because they don't have ears? Maybe they just don't want to talk- like monks. We should really just ask them.*SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
How AWFUL. Makes my stomach hurt just thinking about it. *Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
Don't care.*Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
Yeah, and replying to an e-mail 100 times would take forever so I would never do it.*Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
OH MY GOD! HA! That's a lot.*The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.
This is crazy- I thought McDonalds is known for being American. Every time we'd go there in Cyprus our international friends would say "ahh, McDonalds- it's like going home for you, right?" Well, next year when I'm in Edinburgh I will have to try a McHaggis- except I won't because I don't eat meat. But I will watch someone else eat one, how bout that.*You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.
HUH?*The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.
First of all, gross. Second of all, ELBOW TRANSPLANTS?*The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.
What's Jai Alai?*A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.
Ok, who's the crazy cat-lady who discovered all these feline facts?
*The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.
Awesome. He should have made himself home row. Maybe asdf ghjkl was his wife or something.
*Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.
Yep- don't believe this one at all. I need to see the research. Cite your source. I smell a rat.*In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.
Now-a-days we have names for people like the mime- paranoid schizophrenics. Poor, silent, face-painted thing. Tragic!*Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.
Having ridden a camel, I feel strongly toward this issue. Had they been around back then, the "TRUTH" campaign and PETA would have probably collaborated for one doozy of a television commercial.*A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.
DON'T BELIEVE IT. What about that Stanley Steamer commercial? This one: